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Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Ive been pretending to be okay and acting as normal as possible, but Im actually completely heartbroken after a recent breakup. Its painful and really affecting me, to the point where I cant concentrate at work, Ive lost my appetite, I cant sleep, and It feels as if my whole world has been turned upside down. I loved him so much. He said so many cruel things to me and it made me realize he must not have loved me the way I loved him, or he wouldnt have said such horrible things. How do I handle the heartbreak and why cant I accept that he didnt love me and just forget about him?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Strange and unknown radio waves coming from under the Antarctic ice "defy particle physics" - Earth.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Still no good

Higher-Earning Shoppers Hit the Dollar Store as Spending Tightens - WSJ

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Are fanservice-y characters (i.e. Lara Croft, Tifa Lockhart) immediately bad?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

What is the most popular boat rental service in Pompano Beach for birthday parties or special events?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Why do people say African Americans act the way they do because they're poor, when the ones with money act the same?

No go.

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ Star Brad Garrett Says the Sitcom Will ‘Never’ Be Rebooted: ‘There Is No Show Without the Parents’ - Variety

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Do polyphenols in mushrooms fight cancer or cause side effects?

Then came..

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share office space ...

Department of Homeland Security lists Buncombe County as 'sanctuary jurisdiction' - WLOS

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Is Beehiiv better than Substack?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Former church in Northern Kentucky now a heavenly home for sale - WWMT

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